        My Two Front Teeth
         Don Gardner, 1946

Everybody stops and stares at me,
These two teeth are gone as you can see.
I don’t know just who to blame
   for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve 
   is plain as it can be:








All I want for Christmas
   is my two front teeth,
My two front teeth, see my two front teeth.
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth
Then I could wish you "Merry Christmas".
It seems so long since I could say
“Sister Susie sitting on a thistle!”
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be
   if I could only whistle.



All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, see my two front teeth.
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth
Then I could wish you “Merry Christmas”.
It seems so long since I could say
“Sister Susie sitting on a thistle!”
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be
   if I could only whistle.
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, see my two front teeth.
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth
Then I could wish you “Merry Christmas”.
